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This is what happens when we let copywriters with a smidgen of English loose. Could the words be any more pretentious or w***y? It’s trying oh so hard to be deep, but it’s really just utter tosh. “They claw the earth till it bleeds their feet” – no they don’t, my friend, no they don’t.

I CLAW MY EYES,
RIP MY HAIR,
FEEL THE VIBRATION
IN MY THIGHS,

I EVEN FART A BIT.
LOOK OVER MY BATCH,
SEE FUMES COMING UP,
NO, I AM NOT ON A RUGBY MATCH.

I AM JUST APPALED AT CREATIVE JINX,
COMING OUT JUST BEFORE DUBAI LYNX.

I saw the first one and didn’t bother to read the rest. Just give me the dates. When is the rugby championship.

BAD.

Rugby is not poetic, its a friggin closet homosexual game where these buffoons run around grabbing each others backside and then drink their own p*ss in the changing room.
Art direction? i have seen thousands of these grungy looking, scratched out style. Its a bit 90s.
Overall, there are too many ads and they are seriously outdated.

Just reeks of a rubbish writer wanting to be a clever one. Sad.
You need to learn from someone who knows what they’re doing before you can pull something like this off.